Yep, this is the final entry in my Black Friday Blues epic.
The box – The Package That Will Never Arrive – finally did. The order was intact, and it was waiting for me when I arrived home. Everything was fine. I’m still pinching myself. My great nightmare is finally over.
I feel like Ahab in Moby Dick, except in this case, I’ve killed the whale and the only question that comes to mind is:
“Okay. So what now?”